The Tragedy of A Youth Corp Member

THE TREASURY IS VIRTUALLY EMPTY; The Tragedy of A Youth Corp Member

Let me expressly espouse you in the opinion that "There is nothing wrong in request for money/gift from your
relative or friend that just finish service(NYSC)" I will need to remind you of his/her income and expenditure in that 1 year programme before you start requesting for a car or mansion from somebody.


INCOME
#19800 x 11months = #217800
Note: that first allawee was paid right in camp.

EXPENDITURE
Tithes : #1980×11=#21780 (for those dat do pay)
First bank charges:#105x11=#1155

Food:- #10000 (at least) x 11=#110000

Call card:- 1k (at least in a month) x 11= #11000

Phone subscription:- #1200 (at least in a month) x11 = #13200

Transport to CDS/Clearance:- #500 (at least in a month) x 11 =#5500

Cream, tooth paste, bathing and washing soap:- #5000 (at least in 11months)

Cloths and shoe:- #22000 (at least for 11months)

Transport back home:- 6000 (for far north like Daura, Katsina.)

Other contingencies:- #20000 (CDS dues, religious dues, sent-forth dues, transport to church/mosque)

Total Expenditure:- 215635
BALANCE:- #217800- #215635 =#2165

Please, thank him/her if u get kulikuli (groundnut cake) and kilishi as gift. Stop dreaming of him/her giving u Guinea Brocade or any other expensive materials.
Thanks for understanding... You can thank me later .

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