Taiwo Adewole, a man from the past future
After returning from an invigorating dance arena at the Education love garden, a curious Kunle asked Taiwo, his ne'er calm friend why he was in the habit of liking his own Facebook posts.
Taiwo laughed uproariously and the walruses in the jungle shivers with delight. He pondered the question, laughed again, snorted snuff into his three nostrils, emptied a human skull of last week palmwine and orijin into his snout and said, "my boy, do you know why, when the lizard survives a fall, it nods its head in self-congratulation? Kunle kept quiet.
SMH! Taiwo continued after downing two bowls of nkwobi, three plate of indomie and a human skull of Lager beer and quickly checking his class whatsapp page to see if anyone wants to pay for docket or class due, "because if the lizard doesn't, no one else will". "If I don't like my post, no one else will", he concluded.
Then he took a selfie with Kunle's phone(he had been told about the kamikaze effect of 27mega pixels), rolled over his mat and slept. And soon, his snoring and farting can be heard as far away as lagoon front across the Lagos Atlantic.
The gods are not to blame - Ihemegbulam Ibukunoluwa
Dedicated to my very good friend, Taiwo Adewole
Taiwo laughed uproariously and the walruses in the jungle shivers with delight. He pondered the question, laughed again, snorted snuff into his three nostrils, emptied a human skull of last week palmwine and orijin into his snout and said, "my boy, do you know why, when the lizard survives a fall, it nods its head in self-congratulation? Kunle kept quiet.
SMH! Taiwo continued after downing two bowls of nkwobi, three plate of indomie and a human skull of Lager beer and quickly checking his class whatsapp page to see if anyone wants to pay for docket or class due, "because if the lizard doesn't, no one else will". "If I don't like my post, no one else will", he concluded.
Then he took a selfie with Kunle's phone(he had been told about the kamikaze effect of 27mega pixels), rolled over his mat and slept. And soon, his snoring and farting can be heard as far away as lagoon front across the Lagos Atlantic.
The gods are not to blame - Ihemegbulam Ibukunoluwa
Dedicated to my very good friend, Taiwo Adewole
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