Should Donations To Orphaned Beggars Make Social Media Headlines?

Save your stories of buying cartons of Indomie and slippers for orphaned beggars for your Facebook audience. I don't eat Indomie. It is fattening, poisonous, dummy filler masquerading as food. It is so much like charity.
- Temidayo Ahanmisi
You can give with sheer benevolence such that the left hand will be unaware about the magnanimity of the deed.

The world will be a better place when we leave others to blow our trumpet rather than doing it ourselves

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