The Naija Conundrum: Who Can Help It?

1. Chewing gum in public is not the problem, blowing it out like overbloated balloon and taking it back in, bursting the bubbles and making loud kpakam kpakam sound with it is the issue. Just admit it, you can't make Heaven. 😀😁😂😹😸🙀😺😼🙌

2. Sleeping during sermon is not the problem, sleep has no home, but snoring in church? Just go straight to hell... 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

3. Bleaching your skin is not the problem, but please, bleach your tongue, accent, knuckles, mid ass, armpit and hind ear. We don't want to treat the file of an unfortunate American with a poignant Yoruba name looking like burnt overripe booli 😠😕😣😘😷😜😛😵😬😀😁😂

4. Rolling the match stick into your ear duct to clean the dirt isn't the problem, closing your eyes perfunctorily like a satisfied sleeping imbecile at the verge of attaining orgasm is the problem. Who is playing with your balls? Be serious. 😦😥😤😧😨😴😇😅😆

5. Leaving your armpit and private parts overgrown with malignant weeds you call hair is not a problem. Having stinky grey hair in your armpit and privates is not even a problem. But leaving the hair to become 'Dada' dreadlocks, Haba? Do you want to braid? Take a comb. 😁😀😁😂😈😈😈😈

6. Pressing your toothpaste from the bum is not the problem. Cutting it open and using your tooth brush to scoop the remainder when it finishes is the problem. Are you an Aradite gum? Free the left over bro. 😀😁😂😀😂😁😀😂😂😁😀😂😂😀😂😀😂

7. Farting in public is not the problem, but squeezing your face whilst letting out the gas steam in quick succession like triplets' delivery and frantically shrinking in your buttocks' orifice to prevent hot shit from accompanying the duct trance, jolting back as If you are shocked you farted, yet having the dutch courage, the temerity, effrontery and Brazilian confidence to deny it is the problem. Who else denies his own children? 😀😀😁😂😂😀😁😁😂😀😂😂😀😁😂😀😁😂😂

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